Friday, June 29, 2012

Prize-Winning Space Hog

This guy was taking up 3 seats:


He didn't move nor slide over no matter who tried sitting next to him:

The space between them is taken by the space hog's bag.

Meanwhile, across the aisle, two adults and a child had far less space:


But the Space Hog had a comfortable ride, which is all that matters to him.

Nice guy!   

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Natty Dresser

A long time ago I worked in Washington D.C. through the summer.  Back then, the men switched from their grey or navy flannel power suits to lightweight suits of white seersucker with thin blue pinstripes around June or so.  From a distance, the seersucker looks light blue.

One brave soul even had his seersucker trousers made into shorts, which was odd but practical.  And funny!  It always made me smile to see that guy with his briefcase and shorts!

Fast forward several decades to this guy.  White button-down shirt, power tie and seersucker shorts.  White with thin blue stripes.  For a distance, they look light blue.  He had a wrapped gift with him, so I can only imagine he was going to a formal pool party.

This guy

Plus ca change, plus ca meme chose!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

It IS trash! It IS trash!

So, I was waiting for a train on the Red Line and this woman next to me stood up, walked to the tracks and threw half a peach onto the tracks!

I pointed to a nearby trash can and said, "Ma'am, there's a trash can right there.  Don't throw your trash on the tracks!"

She bristled and started yelling, "It's not trash!  It's not trash!"

I told her that with millions of people in an urban environment, it's trash... not to mention that she'd only be feeding one of the trillions of rats in our fair city.

She didn't seem to get it.



I can only imagine that she thought the thing would gently decay into compost and enrich the gravel bed of the iron rails.  What a lovely image, yes?

Nope!

Use the trash cans, people!!  It's really, really, really basic sanitation.  Basis sanitation is a good thing.